Food trivia lands because everyone eats — and almost everything on the plate has a stranger backstory than you'd guess.

What is the only food that essentially never spoils?

Honey — sealed pots from ancient Egyptian tombs were still edible.

What food did the Aztecs use as currency?

Cacao beans — you could pay taxes in chocolate.

Botanically speaking, is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

A fruit — though the U.S. Supreme Court ruled it a vegetable for tariffs in 1893.

Which common fruit is botanically a berry: strawberry or banana?

The banana. The strawberry, insultingly, is not a true berry.

What spice is the most expensive in the world by weight?

Saffron — each flower yields just three usable threads, picked by hand.

Which country invented Hawaiian pizza?

Canada — created by a Greek immigrant, Sam Panopoulos, in 1962.

What vegetable was used to carve the first jack-o'-lanterns?

The turnip, in Ireland — pumpkins came later in America.

What gives red velvet cake its original reddish tint?

A reaction between cocoa, buttermilk and vinegar — before food coloring took over.

Which nut is used to make marzipan?

The almond.

What is the most stolen food in the world?

Cheese — by some retail studies, around 4% of it ends up stolen.

Which fast-food staple did the Incas freeze-dry centuries before astronauts?

The potato — chuño, made by freezing and drying in the Andes.

What percentage of a cucumber is water?

About 95–96%.

Which drink was originally marketed as a patent medicine in 1886?

Coca-Cola.

Peanuts aren't nuts. What are they?

Legumes — cousins of peas and lentils.

Deploy the banana-berry fact carefully. Someone at the table will not accept it, and dessert will get cold while they look it up.